Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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