- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

It's all Taggart

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

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