knock knock whos there? nobody

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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