- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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