- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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