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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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