What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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