knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Anti Joke

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