- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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