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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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