- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

The queen having a shit

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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