Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

knock knock go away!!!

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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