- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

A man walks into a vagina

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Two planes walk into an office building

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

An Asian man fails a math test

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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