Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Your mom is not fat!

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Wenis Penis

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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