What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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T u r n i p s

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Get it? More.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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