Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Yock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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