Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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