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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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