I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Well this is pointless.....

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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