- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A seal walks into a club.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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