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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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