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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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