- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

N-E Pats never cheated

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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