You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

noah is a scrub jungle

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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