- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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