The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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