- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Your mom.

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