- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

eoin burgin is fat

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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