Barbara Streisand

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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My mom

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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