- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

my wife out of the kitchen

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Women's rights.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

black people

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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