- Anti Joke

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

I put my baby in a microwave.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.