your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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8--------------------- penis

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Anti Joke

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