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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

knock knock

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Neither have I

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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