A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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black people

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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