- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

black people

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Your gay

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A paralysed man falls over.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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