- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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