- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

White men's rights

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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