- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

the economy.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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