- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

what's black and can't swim?

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

You know whats funny Aids

Pickles are powerful

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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