- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

WOMENS RIGHTS

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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