- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

that wall over there ->

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??