- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A hill billy went fishing

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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