Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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