- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Your mom.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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