- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why so serious ?

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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