- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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