Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Cancer.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Then none of us want to be right.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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