- Anti Joke

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Obama lin Baden.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick