- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Your girlfriend.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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