- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Women's Rights..

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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