- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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