How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Women's rights

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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