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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Cancer.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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