- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

miha kako si?

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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