Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Whats 1+1? window!

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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