find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Neil Lewis

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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