"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Anti Joke

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