What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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