- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Coldpaly is a good band

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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