- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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