In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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