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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

whats black and strange a paki

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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