If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Mooses

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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