- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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