What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Title IX

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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