Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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PENIS that is all

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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