You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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