- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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