- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why can't february march Because april may

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

cancer

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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