Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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