A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Your gay

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

So a baby seal walks into a club.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...