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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Feminism.

whats black and strange a paki

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

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