Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

gingers

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Sloths

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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