What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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when debbie meets downer

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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