- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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