- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

batman has diarrhea

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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