Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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