whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

I am dyslexic

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

here's a joke... the american education society

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Knock, Knock Come in

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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