- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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