Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

pobody's nerfect

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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