- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Poker? I barely even know her.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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