A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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8===D

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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