So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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