- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

salad days!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?